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Court storming. Pure electricity. Fan engagement and support to the max. Nothing is better WHEN IT SHOULD HAPPEN. There is nothing more embarassing than a court storming that should not take place. Any team that storms the court when they shouldn’t should be cursed for the rest of the season as punishment. I have taken the liberty of creating a flow chart that depicts when it is acceptable to storm the court without the team embarassing themselves and cursing them forever. Here we will be tracking each court storming and take a look at if storming the court is warranted based off the chart. And as always…RESPECT THE CHART.
Current Cursed Teams: LSU, George Mason, Penn State, Wake Forest
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2/24/24: Wake Forest – 83 v (8)Duke – 79
Cursed.
Assault. For just the second time in history, one team has single-handidly caused a chart update. After Wake Forest’s win against the Blue Devils, the fans deservingly took to the court in a storming that passed the chart test and had my permission to take place. HOWEVER, as the storming was happening, the fans ended up attacking Duke’s best player Kyle Filipowski and spraining his ankle causing him to need assistance in walking off the court. This is obviously a tough look for court stormings and even caused Duke Head Coach Jon Scheyer to call for the banning of court storms. It is because of this the chart will be updated to curse any team that hurts opposing team’s players while storming the court. Thus, Wake Forest can now consider themselves… cursed. RESPECT THE CHART.
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2/21/24: Storms across America
LSU – 75 v (17)Kentucky – 74
George Mason – 71 v (16)Dayton – 67
Penn State – 90 v (12)Illinois – 89
Cursed. Cursed. Cursed.
Oh. My. God.
LSU cursed. George Mason cursed. Penn State cursed. I hope everyone took shelter and is okay after the amount of storms we just witnessed. None were THAT big of an underdog and look weak stroming the court. In just one night of college basketball action we have gone from 0 cursed to 3 CURSED TEAMS. Thankfully, the SEC is finally cracking down on respecting the chart and fined LSU $10,000 for this court storming.
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2/18/24: Ohio State – 73 v Purdue – 69
Permission Granted.
This one is a no brainer. Ohio State has had a pretty disappointing season so far being 14-11 before this one. However with this being the first game since the firing of Chris Holtmann, this is an absolute jump start on motivation and hope for Ohio State to turn over a new leaf. Interim Head Coach Jake Diebler may be the greatest coach to ever live. Ohio State, you have my permission to storm the court. Congratulations. RESPECT THE CHART.
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2/15/24: Detroit Mercy – 81 v IUPUI – 66
Permission Granted.
This is an all-time move. The Detroit Mercy Titans came into this game winless through 26 games. The even crazier part is they were favored in this game which shows just how absolutely horribly terrible IUPUI is. The Titans took care of business and wins the game at home convincingly. I would assume 99% of the fans had their flow charts out, seeeing if it was acceptable to storm the court, and according to the flow chart, this was not an acceptable time to storm the court. Except for this one Detroit Mercy fan. He did not follow the chart. HOWEVER I love this move so much that I am making my first adjustment to the flow chart. This guy rocks and DOES have my permission to storm the court. Congratulations on making chart history. RESPECT THE CHART.
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2/14/24: Syracuse – 86 v North Carolina(7) – 79
Permission Granted.
While Syracuse is a basketball school through-and-through, most would probably say “act like you’ve been there.” The chart does not agree. Syracuse, you have my permission to storm the court. Congratulations. RESPECT THE CHART.