LaMelo Ball- Best Bad Player or Worst Good Player Ever?
HORNETS WIN! Charlotte wins their first play-in game against Miami last night, and are now one win away from putting the cherry on top of their amazing second half of the season and making the…
The World Belongs to Jalen | Jalens Begin World Takeover.
The Jalen Pipeline. At some point in the late 90’s / early 2000’s, Earth’s most athletic couples who had genes that surely would lead to a future NBA star, must have had a secret underground…
NBA VENN 1.1
I can't stop making venns. Hours of my life, venns. Subject matter from far and wide. Venns when I sleep. venns every waking second. I'm utterly addicted to venns. With that being said, I am…
NBA TOP 100 vol.1 (4/2/2026) : Beginning of the Wet Bananas Era
Mark it. April 2nd, 2026. It will go down in history as the day I have officially named Victor Wembanyama the best player in the NBA. (I waited an extra day so nobody thinks it's…
I Have Been Named NBA Commissioner and My First Job Is Fixing All-Star Weekend
Adam Silver called. Said he’s tired. Handed me the keys. He said “Harrison I can't take this anymore. I need you to make All-Star Weekend awesome again.” Fine Adam Silver. I will do it. So…
Michael Jordan Wins Daytona 500 – Fire Added to GOAT Debate
Look, I wasn’t planning to reopen the GOAT debate today. I thought we all agreed it was permanently stuck in the “depends who you grew up with” zone for the rest of time. But then…
Bookmark this: 2025 NFL Script that is 100% accurate (true not clickbait, no misses)
We have finally made it. After months of pretending to care about baseball and convincing ourselves that golf majors count as Must-See TV, the king has returned. The NFL is back. This can only mean…
Top 10 2025 1st Round Draft Picks if Teams were Drafting for a 100 Men vs 1 Gorilla Fight Instead of Football
As the 2025 NFL Draft Concludes, and we expect every sports talk show to cover nothing but said draft, or the abundance of playoff hoops/puck we experience daily. However, a different topic has taken over…
Ranking Masters Champions Dinner Menu’s
Masters SZN baby. Last night was the Annual Champions Dinner, where, since 1986, the previous green jacket winner gets to create their own menu to be served in a get-together meal consisting of some of…