NFL FunDay Football. It is the greatest innovation to this great game of football that this country has probably ever established. As America’s #1 FunDay Football Analyst, I see it as my responsibility to educate…
Last night, the Cleveland Cavaliers blessed the world with the most insane TV Timeout activity I have seen in a WHILE, having a “Don’t Blink Cam” amongst participating fans. Three brave soldiers got to take…
HORNETS WIN! Charlotte wins their first play-in game against Miami last night, and are now one win away from putting the cherry on top of their amazing second half of the season and making the…
The Jalen Pipeline. At some point in the late 90’s / early 2000’s, Earth’s most athletic couples who had genes that surely would lead to a future NBA star, must have had a secret underground…
I can't stop making venns. Hours of my life, venns. Subject matter from far and wide. Venns when I sleep. venns every waking second. I'm utterly addicted to venns. With that being said, I am…
Mark it. April 2nd, 2026. It will go down in history as the day I have officially named Victor Wembanyama the best player in the NBA. (I waited an extra day so nobody thinks it's…
Adam Silver called. Said he’s tired. Handed me the keys. He said “Harrison I can't take this anymore. I need you to make All-Star Weekend awesome again.” Fine Adam Silver. I will do it. So…
Look, I wasn’t planning to reopen the GOAT debate today. I thought we all agreed it was permanently stuck in the “depends who you grew up with” zone for the rest of time. But then…
We have finally made it. After months of pretending to care about baseball and convincing ourselves that golf majors count as Must-See TV, the king has returned. The NFL is back. This can only mean…
As the 2025 NFL Draft Concludes, and we expect every sports talk show to cover nothing but said draft, or the abundance of playoff hoops/puck we experience daily. However, a different topic has taken over…
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