NBA TOP 100 vol.1 (4/2/2026) : Beginning of the Wet Bananas Era
Mark it. April 2nd, 2026. It will go down in history as the day I have officially named Victor Wembanyama the best player in the NBA. (I waited an extra day so nobody thinks it's…
I Have Been Named NBA Commissioner and My First Job Is Fixing All-Star Weekend
Adam Silver called. Said he’s tired. Handed me the keys. He said “Harrison I can't take this anymore. I need you to make All-Star Weekend awesome again.” Fine Adam Silver. I will do it. So…
Michael Jordan Wins Daytona 500 – Fire Added to GOAT Debate
Look, I wasn’t planning to reopen the GOAT debate today. I thought we all agreed it was permanently stuck in the “depends who you grew up with” zone for the rest of time. But then…
Bookmark this: 2025 NFL Script that is 100% accurate (true not clickbait, no misses)
We have finally made it. After months of pretending to care about baseball and convincing ourselves that golf majors count as Must-See TV, the king has returned. The NFL is back. This can only mean…
Top 10 2025 1st Round Draft Picks if Teams were Drafting for a 100 Men vs 1 Gorilla Fight Instead of Football
As the 2025 NFL Draft Concludes, and we expect every sports talk show to cover nothing but said draft, or the abundance of playoff hoops/puck we experience daily. However, a different topic has taken over…
Ranking Masters Champions Dinner Menu’s
Masters SZN baby. Last night was the Annual Champions Dinner, where, since 1986, the previous green jacket winner gets to create their own menu to be served in a get-together meal consisting of some of…
Coaches as Players – The Playing Careers of Every NFL Head Coach
We always talk about the players who become coaches, but what about the coaches who used to be players? As many know, some of these guys actually had extremely successful careers. Others? Not so much.…
This Is March. UFL IS BACK. UFL Week 1 Recap
This. Is. March. One of the greatest times of the year. Not because of March Madness, not because of MLB opening week, not because Spring is starting to spring, but because spring football is BACK.…
Was Duke Tobin a Better Player than he is a GM? The Playing Career of Bengals GM Duke Tobin
When it comes to NFL general managers, Duke Tobin (respectfully) may be one of, if not the worst in the business. Surely there is nothing in the world Duke Tobin could be worse at than…
JJ Watt Could be a Cincinnati Bengal by the end of Next Month
JJ Watt is oddly close to becoming a Cincinnati Bengal, and he knows it. Just months ago, JJ Watt made a life-changing deal with the current starting goalie of Burnley FC, James Tafford. The deal…