I’m still so confused on what the deal is with this elbow pic. Is it photshopped? AI? Or is this his actual elbow? I tuned into The Heisman winner’s pro day strictly for the chance that I could see this elbow but Daniels was wearing a long-sleeve shirt, so I immediately instead went to watch the Bachelor Finale (Daisy was snubbed).
Okay I looked it up and this is not his permanent elbow, he just has some swelling so I am allowing myslef to make jokes about it. I think it kind of rules if I’m being honest. Imagine all of the perks one would have having such a protruding joint. I have highlighted a few of these perks below in a list of things I would surely be doing with my elbows if I was Jayden Daniels.
Use as a cue in pool
Put bagels on them as if I was T-Bo from iCarly
Bring out limbo at any social gathering
Hold bird seed in my hands outside – the elbow is a perfect place for birds to rest on as they eat
Roast Marshmallows
Play the drums
Use as a walking stick on a long hike
Hit a baseball
Set volleyballs
Be able to spread peanut butter and jelly onto bread at anytime without a knife
Sign me up.