Breaking news.
Luka Doncic eats his boogers.
This is catastrophic news for Mavs fans as the worst part about it is, it is already proving to negatively affect his game, as just minutes after he is seen inhaling a green giant, he chokes. Luka goes to the free throw line in the final seconds to potentially tie the game against the DOGS of Oklahoma City and give them a 3-2 series lead, but he goes one for two. He choked. On his booger.
In a playoff run that many have classified Luka as a baby for his constant crying, adding the ingestion of boogies is going to make this hard to come back from. Luka Doncic will now forever be a baby in the minds of millions. It is tough to win MVP’s and championships as a baby. No baby has ever done it before.
I do believe it’s possible for Luka to shake this baby narrative. I think he’s quite likeable when he isn’t crying, eating boogers, and constantly needing his diaper changed.
I also think it would rule if he stops the crying but embraces the booger eating while dropping 40 point triple doubles on everyone and starts going by “The Boogey Man.”
Just a suggestion to him.
Thunder in 6.