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Boys. Football is back. We were finally blessed with the full NFL schedule for the 2024 season. As a ball lover I did what was only right, and went through every single game picking who I think would win each one, just to tickle my brain in imagining if we had NFL Football right now. So here it is, the 100000% accurate predictions of the 2024 season (standings at the end).

Week 1

Thursday, Sept. 5

• Baltimore Ravens (L) at Kansas City Chiefs (W)

Friday, Sept. 6

• Green Bay Packers(L) at Philadelphia Eagles(W) 

Sunday, Sept. 8

• Pittsburgh Steelers (W) at Atlanta Falcons (L)
• Arizona Cardinals(L) at Buffalo Bills(W)
• Tennessee Titans(L) at Chicago Bears(W)
• New England Patriots(L) at Cincinnati Bengals(W)
• Houston Texans(W) at Indianapolis Colts(L)
• Jacksonville Jaguars(L) at Miami Dolphins(W)
• Carolina Panthers(W) at New Orleans Saints(L)
• Minnesota Vikings(W) at New York Giants(L)
• Las Vegas Raiders(L) at Los Angeles Chargers(W)
• Denver Broncos(L) at Seattle Seahawks(W)
• Dallas Cowboys(W) at Cleveland Browns(L)
• Washington Commanders(L) at Tampa Bay Buccaneers(W)
• Los Angeles Rams(W) at Detroit Lions(L)

Monday, Sept. 9

• New York Jets(L) at San Francisco 49ers(W)

Week 2

Thursday, Sept. 12

• Buffalo Bills(L) at Miami Dolphins(W)

Sunday, Sept. 15

• Las Vegas Raiders(L) at Baltimore Ravens(W)
• Los Angeles Chargers(W) at Carolina Panthers(L)
• New Orleans Saints(L) at Dallas Cowboys(W)
• Tampa Bay Buccaneers(L) at Detroit Lions(W)
• Indianapolis Colts(L) at Green Bay Packers(W)
• Cleveland Browns(W) at Jacksonville Jaguars(L)
• San Francisco 49ers(W) at Minnesota Vikings(L)
• Seattle Seahawks(W) at New England Patriots(L)
• New York Jets(W) at Tennessee Titans(L)
• New York Giants(L) at Washington Commanders(W)
• Los Angeles Rams(L) at Arizona Cardinals(W)
• Pittsburgh Steelers(W) at Denver Broncos(L)
• Cincinnati Bengals(W) at Kansas City Chiefs(L)
• Chicago Bears(L) at Houston Texans(W)

Monday, Sept. 16

• Atlanta Falcons(W) at Philadelphia Eagles(L)

Week 3

Thursday, Sept. 19

• New England Patriots(L) at New York Jets(W)

Sunday, Sept. 23

• New York Giants(L) at Cleveland Browns(W)
• Chicago Bears(L) at Indianapolis Colts(W)
• Houston Texans(W) at Minnesota Vikings(L)
• Philadelphia Eagles(W) at New Orleans Saints(L)
• Los Angeles Chargers(L) at Pittsburgh Steelers(W)
• Denver Broncos(W) at Tampa Bay Buccaneers(L)
• Green Bay Packers(W) at Tennessee Titans(L)
• Carolina Panthers(L) at Las Vegas Raiders(W)
• Miami Dolphins(W) at Seattle Seahawks(L)
• Detroit Lions(W) at Arizona Cardinals(L)
• Baltimore Ravens(L) at Dallas Cowboys(W)
• San Francisco 49ers(W) at Los Angeles Rams(L)
• Kansas City Chiefs(W) at Atlanta Falcons(L)

Monday, Sept. 24

• Jacksonville Jaguars(L) at Buffalo Bills(W)
• Washington Commanders(L) at Cincinnati Bengals(W)

Week 4

Thursday, Sept. 26

• Dallas Cowboys(W) at New York Giants(L)

Sunday, Sept. 29

• New Orleans Saints(L) at Atlanta Falcons(W)
• Cincinnati Bengals(W) at Carolina Panthers(L)
• Los Angeles Rams(L) at Chicago Bears(W)
• Minnesota Vikings(L) at Green Bay Packers(W)
• Jacksonville Jaguars(L) at Houston Texans(W)
• Pittsburgh Steelers(L) at Indianapolis Colts(W)
• Denver Broncos(L) at New York Jets(W)
• Philadelphia Eagles(L) at Tampa Bay Buccaneers(W)
• Washington Commanders(L) at Arizona Cardinals(W)
• New England Patriots(L) at San Francisco 49ers(W)
• Kansas City Chiefs(W) at Los Angeles Chargers(L)
• Cleveland Browns(W) at Las Vegas Raiders(W)
• Buffalo Bills(L) at Baltimore Ravens(W)

Monday, Sept. 30

• Tennessee Titans(W) at Miami Dolphins(L)
• Seattle Seahawks(L) at Detroit Lions(W)

Week 5

Thursday, Oct. 3

• Tampa Bay Buccaneers(W) at Atlanta Falcons(L)

Sunday, Oct. 6

• New York Jets(L) vs Minnesota Vikings(W)
• Carolina Panthers(L) at Chicago Bears(W)
• Baltimore Ravens(W) at Cincinnati Bengals(L)
• Buffalo Bills(W) at Houston Texans(L)
• Indianapolis Colts(L) at Jacksonville Jaguars(W)
• Miami Dolphins(W) at New England Patriots(L)
• Cleveland Browns(W) at Washington Commanders(L)
• Las Vegas Raiders(L) at Denver Broncos(W)
• Arizona Cardinals (L)at San Francisco 49ers(W)
• Green Bay Packers(L) at Los Angeles Rams(W)
• New York Giants(L) at Seattle Seahawks(W)
• Dallas Cowboys(W) at Pittsburgh Steelers(L)

Monday, Oct. 7

• New Orleans Saints(L) at Kansas City Chiefs(W)

Week 6

Thursday, Oct. 10

• San Francisco 49ers(W) at Seattle Seahawks(L)

Sunday, Oct. 13

• Jacksonville Jaguars(W) vs Chicago Bears(L)
• Washington Commanders(L) at Baltimore Ravens(W)
• Arizona Cardinals(W) at Green Bay Packers(L)
• Houston Texans(W) at New England Patriots(L)
• Tampa Bay Buccaneers(L) at New Orleans Saints(W)
• Cleveland Browns(L) at Philadelphia Eagles(W)
• Indianapolis Colts(L) at Tennessee Titans(W)
• Los Angeles Chargers(L) at Denver Broncos(W)
• Pittsburgh Steelers(W) at Las Vegas Raiders(L)
• Atlanta Falcons(W) at Carolina Panthers(L)
• Detroit Lions(W) at Dallas Cowboys(W)
• Cincinnati Bengals(W) at New York Giants(L)

Monday, Oct. 14

• Buffalo Bills(L) at New York Jets(W)

Week 7

Thursday, Oct. 17

• Denver Broncos(W) at New Orleans Saints(L)

Sunday, Oct. 20

• New England Patriots(L) at Jacksonville Jaguars(W)
• Seattle Seahawks(L) at Atlanta Falcons(W)
• Tennessee Titans(L) at Buffalo Bills(W)
• Cincinnati Bengals(L) at Cleveland Browns(W)
• Houston Texans(W) at Green Bay Packers(L)
• Miami Dolphins(W) at Indianapolis Colts(L)
• Detroit Lions(W) at Minnesota Vikings(L)
• Philadelphia Eagles(W) at New York Giants(L)
• Las Vegas Raiders(W) at Los Angeles Rams(L)
• Carolina Panthers(L) at Washington Commanders(W)
• Kansas City Chiefs(W) at San Francisco 49ers(L)
• New York Jets(W) at Pittsburgh Steelers(L)

Monday, Oct. 21

• Baltimore Ravens(W) at Tampa Bay Buccaneers(L)
• Los Angeles Chargers(L) at Arizona Cardinals(W)

Week 8

Thursday, Oct. 24

• Minnesota Vikings(L) at Los Angeles Rams(W)

Sunday, Oct. 27

• Baltimore Ravens(W) at Cleveland Browns(L)
• Tennessee Titans(L) at Detroit Lions(W)
• Indianapolis Colts(L) at Houston Texans(W)
• Green Bay Packers(W) at Jacksonville Jaguars(L)
• Arizona Cardinals(L) at Miami Dolphins(W)
• New York Jets(W) at New England Patriots(L)
• Atlanta Falcons(L) at Tampa Bay Buccaneers(W)
• Chicago Bears(W) at Washington Commanders(L)
• New Orleans Saints(W) at Los Angeles Chargers(L)
• Buffalo Bills(W) at Seattle Seahawks(L)
• Philadelphia Eagles(L) at Cincinnati Bengals(W)
• Carolina Panthers(W) at Denver Broncos(L)
• Kansas City Chiefs(W) at Las Vegas Raiders(W)
• Dallas Cowboys(W) at San Francisco 49ers(L)

Monday, Oct. 28

• New York Giants(L) at Pittsburgh Steelers (W)

Week 9

Thursday, Oct. 31

• Houston Texans(L) at New York Jets(W)

Sunday, Nov. 3

• Dallas Cowboys(L) at Atlanta Falcons(W)
• Denver Broncos(L) at Baltimore Ravens(W)
• Miami Dolphins(L) at Buffalo Bills(W)
• New Orleans Saints(W) at Carolina Panthers(L)
• Las Vegas Raiders(L) at Cincinnati Bengals(W)
• Los Angeles Chargers(L) at Cleveland Browns(W)
• Indianapolis Colts(W) at Minnesota Vikings(L)
• Washington Commanders(L) at New York Giants(W)
• New England Patriots(L) at Tennessee Titans(W)
• Chicago Bears(W) at Arizona Cardinals(L)
• Detroit Lions(L) at Green Bay Packers(W)
• Los Angeles Rams(L) at Seattle Seahawks(W)
• Jacksonville Jaguars(L) at Philadelphia Eagles(W)

Monday, Nov. 4

• Tampa Bay Buccaneers(L) at Kansas City Chiefs(W)

Week 10

Thursday, Nov. 7

• Cincinnati Bengals(L) at Baltimore Ravens(W)

Sunday, Nov. 10

• New York Giants(W) vs Carolina Panthers(L)
• New England Patriots(L) at Chicago Bears(W)
• Buffalo Bills(L) at Indianapolis Colts(W)
• Minnesota Vikings(L) at Jacksonville Jaguars(W)
• Denver Broncos(L) at Kansas City Chiefs(W)
• Atlanta Falcons(W) at New Orleans Saints(L)
• San Francisco 49ers(W) at Tampa Bay Buccaneers(L)
• Pittsburgh Steelers(W) at Washington Commanders(L)
• Tennessee Titans(L) at Los Angeles Chargers(W)
• New York Jets(W) at Arizona Cardinals(L)
• Philadelphia Eagles(W) at Dallas Cowboys(L)
• Detroit Lions(L) at Houston Texans(W)

Monday, Nov. 11

• Miami Dolphins(L) at Los Angeles Rams(W)

Week 11

Thursday, Nov. 14

• Washington Commanders(L) at Philadelphia Eagles(W)

Sunday, Nov. 17

• Green Bay Packers(W) at Chicago Bears(L)
• Jacksonville Jaguars(L) at Detroit Lions(W)
• Las Vegas Raiders(L) at Miami Dolphins(W)
• Los Angeles Rams(W) at New England Patriots(L)
• Cleveland Browns(W) at New Orleans Saints(L)
• Baltimore Ravens(W) at Pittsburgh Steelers(L)
• Minnesota Vikings(L) at Tennessee Titans(W)
• Atlanta Falcons(W) at Denver Broncos(L)
• Seattle Seahawks(L) at San Francisco 49ers(W)
• Kansas City Chiefs(L) at Buffalo Bills(W)
• Cincinnati Bengals(W) at Los Angeles Chargers(L)
• Indianapolis Colts(L) at New York Jets(W)

Monday, Nov. 18

• Houston Texans(W) at Dallas Cowboys(L)

Week 12

Thursday, Nov. 21

• Pittsburgh Steelers(W) at Cleveland Browns(L)

Sunday, Nov. 24

• Kansas City Chiefs(W) at Carolina Panthers(L)
• Minnesota Vikings(W) at Chicago Bears(L)
• Tennessee Titans(L) at Houston Texans(W)
• Detroit Lions(W) at Indianapolis Colts(L)
• New England Patriots(L) at Miami Dolphins(W)
• Tampa Bay Buccaneers(W) at New York Giants(L)
• Dallas Cowboys(W) at Washington Commanders(L)
• Denver Broncos(L) at Las Vegas Raiders(W)
• San Francisco 49ers(W) at Green Bay Packers(L)
• Arizona Cardinals(L) at Seattle Seahawks(W)
• Philadelphia Eagles(W) at Los Angeles Rams(L)

Monday, Nov. 25

• Baltimore Ravens(W) at Los Angeles Chargers(L)

Week 13

Thursday, Nov. 28 (Thanksgiving)

• Chicago Bears(L) at Detroit Lions(W)
• New York Giants(L) at Dallas Cowboys(W)
• Miami Dolphins(L) at Green Bay Packers(W)

Friday, Nov. 29

• Las Vegas Raiders(L) at Kansas City Chiefs(W)

Sunday, Dec. 1

• Los Angeles Chargers(W) at Atlanta Falcons(L)
• Pittsburgh Steelers(L) at Cincinnati Bengals(W)
• Houston Texans(W) at Jacksonville Jaguars(L)
• Arizona Cardinals(L) at Minnesota Vikings(W)
• Indianapolis Colts(W) at New England Patriots(L)
• Seattle Seahawks(W) at New York Jets(L)
• Tennessee Titans(W) at Washington Commanders(L)
• Tampa Bay Buccaneers(W) at Carolina Panthers(L)
• Los Angeles Rams(L) at New Orleans Saints(W)
• Philadelphia Eagles(W) at Baltimore Ravens(L)
• San Francisco 49ers(W) at Buffalo Bills(L)

Monday, Dec. 2

• Cleveland Browns(W) at Denver Broncos(L)

Week 14

Thursday, Dec. 5

• Green Bay Packers(L) at Detroit Lions(W)

Sunday, Dec. 8

• New York Jets(L) at Miami Dolphins(W)
• Atlanta Falcons(L) at Minnesota Vikings(W) (1:00p FOX)
• New Orleans Saints(W) at New York Giants(L) (1:00p FOX)
• Carolina Panthers(L) at Philadelphia Eagles(W)
• Cleveland Browns(L) at Pittsburgh Steelers(W)
• Las Vegas Raiders(W) at Tampa Bay Buccaneers(L)
• Jacksonville Jaguars(W) at Tennessee Titans(L)
• Seattle Seahawks(L) at Arizona Cardinals(W)
• Buffalo Bills(L) at Los Angeles Rams(W)
• Chicago Bears(L) at San Francisco 49ers(W)
• Los Angeles Chargers(L) at Kansas City Chiefs(W)

Monday, Dec. 9

• Cincinnati Bengals(L) at Dallas Cowboys(W)

Week 15

Thursday, Dec. 12

• Los Angeles Rams(W) at San Francisco 49ers(L)

Sunday, Dec. 15

• Dallas Cowboys(W) at Carolina Panthers(L)
• Kansas City Chiefs(W) at Cleveland Browns(L)
• Miami Dolphins(W) at Houston Texans(L)
• New York Jets(W) at Jacksonville Jaguars(L)
• Washington Commanders(W) at New Orleans Saints(L)
• Baltimore Ravens(W) at New York Giants(L)
• Cincinnati Bengals(L) at Tennessee Titans(W)
• New England Patriots(W) at Arizona Cardinals(L)
• Indianapolis Colts(W) at Denver Broncos(L)
• Buffalo Bills(L) at Detroit Lions(W)
• Tampa Bay Buccaneers(W) at Los Angeles Chargers(L)
• Pittsburgh Steelers(L) at Philadelphia Eagles(W)
• Green Bay Packers(W) at Seattle Seahawks(L)

Monday, Dec. 16

• Chicago Bears(L) at Minnesota Vikings(W)
• Atlanta Falcons(W) at Las Vegas Raiders(L)

Week 16

Thursday, Dec. 19

• Cleveland Browns(L) at Cincinnati Bengals(W)

Saturday, Dec. 21

• Houston Texans(W) at Kansas City Chiefs(L)
• Pittsburgh Steelers(L) at Baltimore Ravens(W)

Sunday, Dec. 22

• New York Giants(L) at Atlanta Falcons(W)
• New England Patriots(L) at Buffalo Bills(W)
• Arizona Cardinals(W) at Carolina Panthers(L)
• Detroit Lions(W) at Chicago Bears(L)
• Tennessee Titans(L) at Indianapolis Colts(W)
• Los Angeles Rams(L) at New York Jets(W)
• Philadelphia Eagles(L) at Washington Commanders(W)
• Denver Broncos(L) at Los Angeles Chargers(W)
• Minnesota Vikings(L) at Seattle Seahawks(W)
• Jacksonville Jaguars(W) at Las Vegas Raiders(L)
• San Francisco 49ers(L) at Miami Dolphins(W)
• Tampa Bay Buccaneers(W) at Dallas Cowboys(L)

Monday, Dec. 23

• New Orleans Saints(L) at Green Bay Packers(W)

Week 17

Wednesday, Dec. 25 (Christmas)

• Kansas City Chiefs(W) at Pittsburgh Steelers(L)
• Baltimore Ravens(W) at Houston Texans(L)

Thursday, Dec. 26

• Seattle Seahawks(L) at Chicago Bears(W)

Saturday, Dec. 28

Saturday game pool:
Denver Broncos(L) at Cincinnati Bengals(W)
Arizona Cardinals(W) at Los Angeles Rams (L)
Los Angeles Chargers(W) at New England Patriots(L)
Indianapolis Colts(W) at New York Giants(L)
Atlanta Falcons(W) at Washington Commanders(L)

Sunday, Dec. 29

• New York Jets(L) at Buffalo Bills(W)
• Tennessee Titans(W) at Jacksonville Jaguars(L)
• Green Bay Packers(L) at Minnesota Vikings(W)
• Las Vegas Raiders(L) at New Orleans Saints(W)
• Carolina Panthers(L) at Tampa Bay Buccaneers(W)
• Dallas Cowboys(W) at Philadelphia Eagles(L)
• Miami Dolphins(L) at Cleveland Browns(W)

Monday, Dec. 30

• Detroit Lions(L) at San Francisco 49ers(W)

Week 18

Saturday, Jan. 4 or Sunday, Jan. 5

• San Francisco 49ers(W) at Arizona Cardinals(L)
• Carolina Panthers(L) at Atlanta Falcons(W)
• Cleveland Browns(W) at Baltimore Ravens(L)
• Washington Commanders(L) at Dallas Cowboys(W)
• Kansas City Chiefs(W) at Denver Broncos(L)
• Minnesota Vikings(L) at Detroit Lions(W)
• Chicago Bears(L) at Green Bay Packers(W)
• Jacksonville Jaguars(L) at Indianapolis Colts(W)
• Seattle Seahawks(L) at Los Angeles Rams(W)
• Los Angeles Chargers(W) at Las Vegas Raiders(L)
• Buffalo Bills(W) at New England Patriots(L)
• Miami Dolphins(L) at New York Jets(W)
• New York Giants(L) at Philadelphia Eagles(W)
• Cincinnati Bengals(W) at Pittsburgh Steelers(L)
• New Orleans Saints(L) at Tampa Bay Buccaneers(W)
• Houston Texans(L) at Tennessee Titans(W)

FINAL STANDINGS

• AFC East
• New York Jets: 12-5
• Miami Dolphins : 11-6
• Buffalo Bills: 10-7
• New England Patriots: 1-16

• AFC North

• Cincinnati Bengals: 14-3
• Baltimore Ravens: 13-4
• Cleveland Browns:10-7
• Pittsburgh Steelers: 8-9

• AFC South
• Houston Texans: 12-5
• Indianapolis Colts: 9-8
• Tennessee Titans: 9-8
• Jacksonville Jaguars: 6-11

• AFC West
• Kansas City Chiefs: 14-3
• Los Angeles Chargers: 7-10
• Las Vegas Raiders: 6-11
• Denver Broncos: 4-13

• NFC East
• Dallas Cowboys:13-4
• Philadelphia Eagles: 12-5
• Washington Commanders: 4-13
• New York Giants: 2-15

• NFC North

• Detroit Lions: 13-4
• Green Bay Packers: 10-7
• Chicago Bears: 7-10
• Minnesota Vikings: 7-10

• NFC South
• Atlanta Falcons: 11-6
• Tampa Bay Buccaneers:10-7
• New Orleans Saints: 6-11
• Carolina Panthers: 2-15

• NFC West
• San Francisco 49ers: 13-4
• Los Angeles Rams: 8-9
• Arizona Cardinals: 7-10
• Seattle Seahawks: 7-10