In an alternate universe, I am a giant, roaming the United States of America. I stand at 100 feet, 6 inches tall, and all I have to eat is my box of Giant cereal (with…
I am still riding this high I call the NFL Funday Football Simpsons Game. Wow. Even taking this day and a half to soak in everything we witnessed to best describe my thoughts on this…
Jameis Winston is 100000% the easiest player to root for maybe in the history of the NFL. Even myself as a Bengals fan, find that week after week I am cheering for a division rival…
Before I say any words, I would like to announce I think the orange pants looked good. Onward. Brutal. Who Dey Nation loses a game that was the definition of an emotional roller coaster. So…
In just 14 sleeps, I can once again be happy. Angels will sing in the basements of millions in the form of Scott Hanson’s voice, welcoming us all to a new season. My phone will…
Call me a sicko, I don't care. I enjoyed every last millisecond of completing this list. Hours of game comparison. Hours of deciding if I think Jags vs Colts is a top 91 game of…
Boys. Football is back. We were finally blessed with the full NFL schedule for the 2024 season. As a ball lover I did what was only right, and went through every single game picking who…
Breaking news. Luka Doncic eats his boogers. https://twitter.com/brickw0rld/status/1790241516482662866?s=46 This is catastrophic news for Mavs fans as the worst part about it is, it is already proving to negatively affect his game, as just minutes after…
Today we count down the best starting fives of NBA players drafted during the tenure of each United States President. For example, as Joe Biden served from 2021-curent 2024, his team will consist of the…
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