Author: Harrison Kitchen
10 Soup Comps. for NFL QB’s
In just 14 sleeps, I can once again be happy. Angels will sing in the basements of millions in the form of Scott Hanson’s voice, welcoming us all to a new season. My phone will…
Ranking EVERY 2024 NFL Regular Season Game
Call me a sicko, I don't care. I enjoyed every last millisecond of completing this list. Hours of game comparison. Hours of deciding if I think Jags vs Colts is a top 91 game of…
Predicting Every Outcome of Every Game of the 2024 NFL Regular Season (1000% Correct – Not Clickbait)
Boys. Football is back. We were finally blessed with the full NFL schedule for the 2024 season. As a ball lover I did what was only right, and went through every single game picking who…
Luka Eats Booger then Chokes at Free Throw Line: Confirmed Baby?
Breaking news. Luka Doncic eats his boogers. https://twitter.com/brickw0rld/status/1790241516482662866?s=46 This is catastrophic news for Mavs fans as the worst part about it is, it is already proving to negatively affect his game, as just minutes after…
Which Presidential Tenure has the Best NBA Starting 5 of Players Drafted In Those Years?
Today we count down the best starting fives of NBA players drafted during the tenure of each United States President. For example, as Joe Biden served from 2021-curent 2024, his team will consist of the…
A New Type of Sport: We Should Have an Actual Scripted Football League
"The script writers cooked!" "Even the script writers couldn't make this up!" "No way this was in the script!" Lightbulb, I have an idea. I want a new type of sports. A new brand of…
Final 2024 NFL Mock Draft but the Pool is Every Human Not Currently in the NFL at Their Current State/Age (with trades)
Okay here it is. My final mock draft with a twist. Not only do we have the 2024 draft class available to choose from, but also the current 2025, 26, 27, 28, etc. classes to…
4 Scooby-Doo Monsters I think Could Have Made the Cut at The 2024 Masters
First of all, I would like to congratulate Scottie Scheffler for winning his 2nd green jacket at the Masters this weekend, the greatest achievement a golfer can imagine. Okay now enough of that let’s get…
John Tyson Evil Mastermind: Dark-Horse Canidates to Take Over KY Job After Successful Evil Plan
Jack Gohlke has officially delivered the knock-out-punch to the John Calipari era of the Kentucky Wildcats, after it was announced late Sunday night that Calipari would be moving on to take over as head coach…